Thrift Flip Enthusiast T-Shirts

Flip This Housecoat

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"I just..."

Shoes Make The Man

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Extreme Yard Sale

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Budget Recliner

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

Thrift Shop

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Thrift: Save on a christmas tree, move to the woods!

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'