Thrift Afficionado T-Shirts

Food Prices

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Queen of Upcycling!

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner

January Sales

Wallpapering.

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