Thrift Afficionado Prints

Food Prices

Second hand furniture.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

House sale.

Electricity Bills

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Extreme Yard Sale

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner

'The economy is tight and so is he.'

Wallpapering.

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'