Thrift Flip Enthusiast Prints

Flip This Housecoat

Second hand furniture.

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"I just..."

Shoes Make The Man

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Extreme Yard Sale

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Budget Recliner

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"