Three-wheeled Rebel T-Shirts

Trike lowrider

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

The Fast Lane.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Unrest Area.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

The Threat of AI

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"USA map"

Bike Lane

'Next.'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Michael Schumacher

Man on bike

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"