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"It's just a phase."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The First Martian Dog.

Distance to avoid contagion

"What did you download at school today?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Cow Pilot.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Fisherman get a good catch.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Driverless Car