Rebel Wrangler Pillows

"It's just a phase."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Distance to avoid contagion

"What did you download at school today?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

King kong 5 G.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Cow Pilot.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Parental Training Course

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Driverless Car

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.