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Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"What an amazing view!"

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Motorcyclist.

Safety - Driving.

Man on bike

"It cuts air resistance."

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Trike lowrider

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

The first jackass of spring

Mild Thing.

'May I help you?'

The Tour de Pants.

Man cycling off a cliff

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.