Three Kings Day T-Shirts

"Today is Three Kings Day! When I was small, good kids got gifts to celebrate the day when the three wise men gave their gifts to Baby Jesus. But somehow, over the years, lots of people stopped celebrating this special day."

"Today is the Feast of the Epiphany, also known as El Dia de los Reyes. On this day, we celebrate the arrival of the three wise men, and children everywhere receive special gifts."

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Wildlife

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Build a Raft

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A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Where the wild things were."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Bike Rides

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.