Three Kings Day T-Shirts

"Today is Three Kings Day! When I was small, good kids got gifts to celebrate the day when the three wise men gave their gifts to Baby Jesus. But somehow, over the years, lots of people stopped celebrating this special day."

"Today is the Feast of the Epiphany, also known as El Dia de los Reyes. On this day, we celebrate the arrival of the three wise men, and children everywhere receive special gifts."

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Wildlife

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Build a Raft

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

SALE

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Bike Rides

"Where the wild things were."