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"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Swiss army knife

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

Car joust.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."