Three Kings Admirer Mugs

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"He's his own worst enemy."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Car joust.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Nevermore."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Love your ambiance!"

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'