Three-headed Trivia Fan Gifts

"You're the only man he's ever liked."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

The Month of July

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'It's engaged.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Third eye

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

'I wish I had learned more trivia.'

A young George Washington has his fortune told.

Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

History and Trivia.

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

Money doesn't grow on trees - Prehistoric economist 300 million years before evolving into my dad.

Every year we have black history month. So? We have white history every day. But we know all about Martin Luther King Jr. Really? Yeah. He freed the slaves. Wrong. He invented the cotton gin. You need a year of Februarys.

Funky Facts: Australia