Threaded Sweethearts Gifts

Falling in Love Over Sewing

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Right click for yes...

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

The Scanner Of Love.

cuPad

'Your website or mine?'

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Heart-shaped guitar

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Psychiatrist knitting

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

The Honeymooners.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"It's the third time this week you've asked me to stitch your shirt!"

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Needlework for beginners.

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

Clash Of The Titans

Newlywed violinists

Sew...

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

"May I carry your wireless e-reader to school for you?"