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A woman knits from a globe.

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

Your Future Home.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Rodin's Thinker.

Early Programmers.

"I cross the road to forget."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

High School Schedule

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Lucky Guess."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'