Thread Explorer Pillows

A woman knits from a globe.

Robotic Man

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Connected to Technology.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Early Programmers.

"I cross the road to forget."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

High School Schedule

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"Lucky Guess."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Entomology Reference

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."