'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'
Third Eye Theorist Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a third eye theorist? Discover fun, imaginative items that celebrate their love for spiritual awareness and curiosity. Perfect for inspiring meditation, enlightenment, or just a good laugh. Whether they’re into mystical concepts or exploring consciousness, our curated selection of products blends creativity with insight. Find something they’ll truly appreciate, whether for personal use or to share their journey with others.
Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.
'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"
'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'
Capital
"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"
'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'
The New Age Dentist.
"I charge by the grain."
Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.
"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."
Third eye
"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"
Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.
"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.
"I am having an alternative Christmas."
"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"
'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'
"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."
"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."
In and Outre Tray
"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."
Pythagoras Revisited
'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'
"Ogg is into high-def cave art."
Flat Mars Society
"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."
'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'
Daylight Tombstone
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last...'
The end is near. Prepare to meet thy maker. Man, I hate that guy - all doom and no gloom. The end is near.
"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."
Desert Island Toothpicks
Third Eye Theorist Gifts Collection
Third Eye Theorist Mugs
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