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'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Capital

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

The New Age Dentist.

"I charge by the grain."

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

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Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

Flat Mars Society

Pythagoras Revisited

"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."

Daylight Tombstone

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last...'

Desert Island Toothpicks

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

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