Thermal Textile Tester Gifts

The Man of Thermal

"States of tofu"

Tension filled the tent.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Rust test in progress.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Wooly mammoth

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Maid with her sewing basket

'So how was work, Honey?'

"Eighty percent polyester."

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.