Therapy Trickster Gifts

'I'm having my anger-management counselor and my conflict counselor duke it out.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

High speed cinder block

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'Say when.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

Cyber crime.

Pianist Fraud

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"