Mental Trickster Gifts

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Famous Optical Illusions!

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

Tom Mullica.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Candle Size

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"You call that a KISS?"

"Smile if you're guilty!"

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'So did you, or did you not, cut the victim in half, stuff the body into a trunk, and make it disappear?' Why magicians make lousy defendants.

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"Do you mind?"

EXPELLI-ANUS!

Perspective Repair

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Hand Rabbit

"No, a chiropractor won't help. My wife just stuck another needle in the voodoo doll."

"Can I divorce on grounds of unfeasible behaviour?"