Technology Trickster Gifts

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

High speed cinder block

"I overheard you telling Ruy it would be wrong to use microsoft hololens to project the faces of beautiful people onto homely people."

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'I knew the sleep button would come in useful.'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

'Sorry Dear...I've crashed the computer!'

'The voice mail system is down right now. Would you like to leave an eye-mail message?'

"He didn't like to go anywhere without his mobile."

Remote Control Halo

"This is taking forever to download!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Candid Camera store.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"