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'I'm having my anger-management counselor and my conflict counselor duke it out.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

High speed cinder block

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Mime Tug-of-War

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Say when.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

Cyber crime.

Pianist Fraud

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Scream Shrink

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'