Therapy In A Slice Pillows

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'The only reason she keeps me is to rub out her bed wrinkles.'

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Emotional Support Dog

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"Your wife is here to shed some light on your version of the story."

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

'Tell me, my dear — what's going on in that funny little head of yours?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Is your marriage okay?' - 'I wouldn't know. We're not talking.'

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

Emotional Support Animals Can Be Very Smart and Helpful.

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...