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Jung vs Freud.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

A Freudian slip...

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Complexity Made Simple.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Jules Henri Poincare

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"Why are we here?"

Friendly fire!

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"