Theory Throwdown Enthusiast Gifts

Jung vs Freud.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

A Freudian slip...

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Jean Philippe Rameau

Ever wonder if Einstein was only trying to come up with a catchy phrase, just for attention?

"Why are we here?"

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Jules Henri Poincare

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"