Theoretical Shopper T-Shirts

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Mall of ages

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

e-procurement

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

'I've started marketing my shop like a certain computer company ...'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

Although skeptical at first, Emma was beginning to see the benefits of bluetooth beacons in her shopping experience.

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

"If I don't get up early kids, go online and order the worms."

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

"This is the most beautiful place I've ever shopped for scoop-neck cotton tees."