Theoretical Shopper Pillows

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Mall of ages

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Vendo Tree.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

Bag for life and a bag for wife.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

e-procurement

'I've started marketing my shop like a certain computer company ...'

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

Although skeptical at first, Emma was beginning to see the benefits of bluetooth beacons in her shopping experience.

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

"If I don't get up early kids, go online and order the worms."

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'