Theoretical Biologist Gifts

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'The circle is complete!'

Math Dreams

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're such a good listener."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Scientists are sexy

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Jr. cloning kit

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"