Theoretical Biologist Pillows

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Math Dreams

'The circle is complete!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're such a good listener."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Scientists are sexy

Butterflies

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"