Theoretical Physics Pillows

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"The Big Bang Theory? I want to see you come up with the Big Bucks theory!"

Stephen Hawking.

Einstein

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

'I go tingly all over with all these parallel universes everywhere!'

Isaac Newton, theoretical physicist, ignores falling apple and contemplates one that might have fallen'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Physics Lecture: A Seminar On Time Travel Will Be Held Last Thursday.

"That's our string theory expert."

"Are you real?"

"I love you in theory."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"It's all string theory to me."

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

"It's unified and it's a theory but it's not the unified theory we've all been looking for."

"I'm so relieved new ideas have come up. I couldn't make heard or tail of string theory."

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

Math Dreams

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."