Theoretical Physics Gifts

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"The Big Bang Theory? I want to see you come up with the Big Bucks theory!"

Stephen Hawking.

Einstein

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Einstein

'I go tingly all over with all these parallel universes everywhere!'

Isaac Newton, theoretical physicist, ignores falling apple and contemplates one that might have fallen'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

"He did not believe in rebooting, so..."

Physics Lecture: A Seminar On Time Travel Will Be Held Last Thursday.

"That's our string theory expert."

"Are you real?"

"I love you in theory."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Stephen Hawking

"It's all string theory to me."

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

Einstein's brain.

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard his computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he'd discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

"It's unified and it's a theory but it's not the unified theory we've all been looking for."

"I'm so relieved new ideas have come up. I couldn't make heard or tail of string theory."

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

Math Dreams