Theoretical Research Gifts

'Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

Schrödinger and his cat

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Max Weber

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Science And Society 1923

Newton's Law and Order.

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'