Theoretical Discussions Gifts

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Spelling a newspaper

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."