Thelwell Admirer Pillows

Hook to Gut

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Hildegard von Bingen

Reasonableman

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Blue Dress

Robert Schumann

Teddy Roosevelt

Charles Baudelaire

Joseph and his coat

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Hans Holbein

Antiques

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

J. M. W. Turner

A Night In the Art Gallery

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Shakespeare

"The last doggy bag."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Mangle

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."