Thelwell Appreciator Pillows

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Extreme Bungy

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Snapshots in Time

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Teddy Roosevelt

Antiques

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"You have a Picasso?"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

The days before television

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Martin Folkes Esq.

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Time Smoking a Picture.

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School