Thelwell Appreciator Pillows

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Extreme Bungy

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Snapshots in Time

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Teddy Roosevelt

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Antiques

Leonard Nimoy

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"You have a Picasso?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Hey, we're in style!'

The days before television

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

Martin Folkes Esq.

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Time Smoking a Picture.