Theatrical Talent Whisperer Gifts

"I love my luvvie."

"Just be yourself."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Creative accounting.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Now all we need is a good script."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Duplass Brothers

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

WWW.World.com

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'