Theatrical Talent Whisperer Pillows

"I love my luvvie."

"Just be yourself."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Creative accounting.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Now all we need is a good script."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Interactive TV news.'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Duplass Brothers

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

WWW.World.com

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Always stick to the script.