Theatrical Spirit Gifts

'Don't you see, Trudy? OUr life is like a soap opera!'

Manon Lescaut

"He looks just the way he did in life."

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Mad Margaret

Turandot

Flying Dutchman

Rutger Shower

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

Louis MacNeice

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'I can always tell when it's about to rain because my toes act up.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Carmen

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Yorick when he was young and active.

"I'm awesome!!"

Ann Dowd

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Bears catching fish

10 K Tail-Chase

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowman

Balancing two espresso martinis

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Thank you bubbles