Theatrical Soul Gifts

Carol singers in Victorian costume.

"And where are you swanning off to?"

Wotan

Brava

Shepherd

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

18th Century French Gentleman

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Too Much?

'Oh, dear! It looks as though his coffee is cold again.'

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Always stick to the script.

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Camp Fire saying "Cooeee!"

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

Stage Lines. Sorry, ladies. Ernie has stage fright! We'll take that vacation we promised when the train line gets built to here.

The Art Student.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Romance

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Do me next."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Cat Tie

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Reginald Bunthorne

Trilby - 'The old studio'.