Theatrical Critique T-Shirts

'Every time our contract comes up for re-negotiation management tries to give us this song-and-dance'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Well....I could've done this!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Hipsters"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"It's a play on words."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

William Shakespeare

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Midsummer Night's Dream

German School

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Chekov play and scorecard,

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'