Theatrical Critique Mugs

'Every time our contract comes up for re-negotiation management tries to give us this song-and-dance'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Wifi in Hell

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Bloody hell!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hipsters"

"It's a play on words."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

William Shakespeare

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Midsummer Night's Dream

German School

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Chekov play and scorecard,

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'