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"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Champagne

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Honoré de Balzac

Southwark Fair.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Reginald Bunthorne

Applause

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Scarpia from Tosca

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Lend me your ears

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Cygnets from Swan Lake