Theatre-loving Friend Gifts

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Champagne

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Daughters on the beach

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Applause

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Jack Gleeson

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Reginald Bunthorne

Scarpia from Tosca

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."