Theater Cowboys Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Lawman

Tyrannosaurus Tex

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."