The Tackle Box Whisperer Gifts

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

"You know very well what fish!"

Before instant replay.

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'You only caught one?'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

A goose loose on the golf course.

The Online Shopaholic

A footballer scores a goal with a back kick while goalie not paying attention.

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"

'I really don't need another lure.I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'One nice thing about this tackle box is you can get in it if it rains.'

'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'