The Phobic Frontiersman Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the adventurous spirit and quirky personality of a frontiersman? Our collection celebrates the bold and curious with witty, creative items that add a touch of wild charm to everyday life. Perfect for explorers at heart or those who love to blaze their own trail with humor and style.

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L'il Buckaroo on Board.

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'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!' mockup

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

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"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!" mockup

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

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"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead." mockup

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

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1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.' mockup

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

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House Hunters of the Old West

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Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys mockup

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

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'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

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The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co mockup

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

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'What seems to be the problem?'

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'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?' mockup

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

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"I only use it for self definition." mockup

"I only use it for self definition."

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"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'." mockup

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

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Hand Sanitisers

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'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?' mockup

'Have you never seen a boom town before, stranger?'

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Scott of the Antarctic

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"Wait – did you wash your hands?" mockup

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

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Back to School

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Ponderosa

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Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.

Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist. mockup

Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.

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"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here." mockup

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

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In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict. mockup

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

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'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'

'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.' mockup

'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'

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You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs! mockup

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

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"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code." mockup

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

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"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating."

"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating." mockup

"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating."

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Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom and avoid dropping boogers in food.

Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom and avoid dropping boogers in food. mockup

Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom and avoid dropping boogers in food.

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'You might want to recheck your math.' mockup

'You might want to recheck your math.'

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"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid." mockup

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

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The Phobic Frontiersman Gifts Collection

The Phobic Frontiersman Mugs

Explore our collection of frontiersman-inspired mugs—witty, adventurous, and perfect for adding a spirit of discovery to your morning coffee.

The Phobic Frontiersman Pillows

Bring a touch of frontier humor and adventure into your home with our quirky, comfy pillows inspired by that fearless explorer spirit.

The Phobic Frontiersman Prints

Find wall art that captures the essence of adventure and curiosity—ideal for the frontiersman or explorer in your life.

The Phobic Frontiersman T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the odd and the adventurous—perfect for anyone inspired by the fearless frontiersman and eager to show their wild side.