The Ocean Gifts

"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Do you mind?"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"He was a sea rescue."

Baby on board.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Privates Beach"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Turtle Hat