The Ocean Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Privates Beach"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Neptune

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."