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Passage of Time

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Gene Therapy

Yoga To-Do

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Wash your hands

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.