The Lucky Shot Admirer Gifts

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Prize vegetables.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'And right here they merged...'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Tombola Winner

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

Snooker.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Good Luck

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Bob Smith: Asking For It

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Golfer Snooker.

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.